Try this for an ad page in your magazine

Album Cover Game

1 - Go to Wikipedia and hit random.
The first random Wikipedia article you get 

is the name of your band. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

2 - Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/ and hit random.

The last four or five words of the very last quote 

of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to http://www.flickr.com/ and click on “the last seven days”.
The third picture, no matter what it  is, will be your album cover. 
OR, if flikr.com is blocked to to http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=ii
Enter "random", and then choose from one of the related random picture options.
The third picture is yours!
4 - Use Photoshop to put it all together.